My first single, Algorithm of Love, has been released. Listen to it now:
People keep talking about nerdcore and how it'd fresh and new in 2005. Screw that. Those mp3s just there are date-stamped January 12, 2003. As they say, recognise.
Also, one more thing. This is a joke, goddamnit.
I was walkin down the street just thinkin bout maths
And like Djikstra I was walkin by the shortest path
Suddenly I was distracted from my calculator
By a girl I had spotted in my heads-up radar
Now I wanted to say hello
But my face had gone bright red
I knew I'd choke
And then I'd be a joke
So I turned tail and fled
Back to my PC instead
I had to find a way to get to ya
So I asked my favourite lecturer
I told him my problem and he just shrugged, and said
Sonny, you need the Algorithm of Love
My homies are out there shooting their hoops
While I'm stuck here in this infinite loop
My PC's saying, "Does not compute!"
But dammit girl, I know that you're cute
cos I been workin in out
here on these punch cards
And the way that your pout
is makin NP hard
So I'm keepin it up
never missin a beat
Cos with you by my side, yo
I'll be NP-complete
It's by two-root-u that I'm bounded above
And I'm coming, with my Algorithm of Love
My good friend Jimmy, he told me to chill
He said to look at it like I was climbing a hill
He said don't get caught up by this attraction
Cos you ain't nothin but a local maximum
I said Jimmy, I know how you're feelin'
but don't worry, I'm using simulated annealin'
To keep me headed in the right direction
for a guaranteed erection
So you can take your greedy approaches
And just give me room to focus
And Jimmy, you know when push comes to shove
I'll be beating you with my Algorithm of Love
I'm gonna breadth-first-search for it
I'm gonna depth-first-search for it
I'm gonna visit all your edges in minimum time
if you know what I mean
I'm a nerdcore lover, and under the covers
I'm the best you've ever seen.